extract!

you know. nowadays i have hardly anything i feel like blogging about. so i shall make up by putting up... extracts of books, fanfiction and poems. or pictures! im like, lazy.

SO Here's a funny extract from Harry Potter xD .. cant remember which book now.

"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"Yes -- yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?"
"Listening to the news," said Harry in a resigned voice.
His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
"Listening to the news! Again?"
"Well, it changes every day, you see," said Harry

And here's another funny extract:

"We're coming for you whether the Muggles like it or not, you can't miss the World Cup, only Mum and Dad reckon it's better if we pretend to ask their permission first. If they say yes, send Pig back with your answer pronto, and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on Sunday. If they say no, send Pig back pronto and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on Sunday anyway."

-Ron's letter to Harry

And another!

"Oh, are you a prefect Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice–""
A minute–"
"All summer–"
"We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us."

-and Fred Weasley