My Life As It Is Currently

Ohh yeah, haven't blogger in about 5 days... well today there's edge, and i should be able to go! *hysterically happy shrieks*

hmph, i sound SO deprived when i do that. yah, guess what? EOY (end-of-year) is ... next next next week (3 wks away) and i have wonderfully gotten down to start studying HCL a week ago ... Abigail is highly determined not to fail...I want to try getting above 70! yeah, all my hcl tests so far highest was what... 54%? 58%? X(

so 'chan'

yah, i am actually quite the hopeless case at Chinese. Let alone Higher Chinese. Well, i actually was accidentally put in HCL, i was supposed to take Express Chinese... So the skool told me if i wanted to opt out of HCL, i would have to change class. so being the true blooded one-elevener i really am, i decided to stay put and face the hellish horrors of HCL class.

so, for a start, i am determined not to fail.... i'm starting with my chengyu ... yahhh


oh, we had Speech&Drama final assessment on Monday (or Tuesday?) , yah so Kristen and i did a VURRY spastic... Cinderella continuation...

I was Lucilla, and she was... the Fairy Godmother.... i was supposed to maintain eye contact with the audience, but i SO TOTALLY FREAKED. so being the clever, brilliant person i am, i pulled my glasses down to my nose so that whenever i looked at our dearest Mr. Connolly, all i saw was some fuzzy spots. =P

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A [spastic] Cinderella Parody

Introduction
Very soon after Cinderella got married to Prince Charming, one of her stepsisters, Lucilla is complaining to her fairy godmother—Isabelle. Lucilla is a typical bimbo – blonde, dumb, spoilt, and loves ‘classy’ stuff. Isabelle is a hip and young FGM who can’t care less about what her subject does.

Lucilla: Fairy Godmother! Where art thou? *silence* FAAIIIRREEEE GOOODDMOOOTTHHERRRR!!!!!!!

FGM: Down HERE Luci-baby.

Lucilla: *looks down* Oh. ...my name is LuciLAHH Fai—

FGM: Fairy Godmother? That is SO unfunkayy. Call me... *stands up, pulls off sunglasses* The Rock, baby!

Lucilla: Uhhh. No. How very unrefined.

FGM: Where is your sense of humor baby? It was a joke. ...but Fairy Godmother IS unfunky.

Lucilla: Hel-lo? You are but my Fairy Godmother, who are you to name yourself? ...I hereby christen you Aurora!

FGM: Oh my mooing pot, what kinda name is Aurora? Like, I have a name, y’know sweetie... Isabelle!

Lucilla: Ooooh... gosh, it sounds so... classic... so French!

FGM: OOOOOHHH! I’ve always wanted see France! But sadly, sweetie, I ain’t got cash.

Lucilla: Hel-lo?! What are THESE for? *points to wings*

FGM: Oh yeah, ma cherie! Au Revoir~ He~llo France! Venice, here I -

Lucilla: Hold it! HOOOOLLD it!

FGM: *ignores* *flutter*

Lucilla: *pulls her down* Hold yer buckin’ horses FGM!

FGM: What?! ...ughhh. At least FGM’s better that Aw—Roah—Raaa.

Lucilla: *clenches fist* Aurora!...anyway ya gotta—

FGM: *takes out sketchbook* Well ya know I have this new obsession... Manga and Anime!
*shows dead bunny pics* This is my specialty ^^

Lucilla: *grimaces* Why do you want to kill those poor, innocent, fluffy... things?

FGM: Because they’re cute, innocent, and fluffy!

Lucilla: If you can kill those bunnies I can kill Cinderella, can’t I? She’s fat, ugly, and... and...
uneducated! I mean, like, I have a kindergarten graduation cert and she has—

FGM: You DO know that she has just gotten her PhD? And she’s cute, innocent, and... well, maybe not fluffy.

Lucilla: *wail* She has everything and I don’t~~~!

FGM: Glad you know it baby.

Lucilla: *wails louder* I DON’T CARE!!! I WON’T SIT HERE WARMING MY ASS AND LET
CINDY TAKE OVER MY PRINCE AND MY KINGDOMM! I’LL TAKE... DIRE ACTION!

FGM: Like...? Stop being a total prat!

Lucilla: No! I’ll... rid the world of Cinderella! I’ll...kill her!

FGM: *distractedly draws* You go girl...

Lucilla: Yes! I won’t shoot her... I’ll—Make—Her—Suffer!

FGM: Uh huh. Yeah, yeah Babe

Lucilla: I’ll—I’ll skin her alive and roll her in salt! I’ll chop her up from limb to limb, make
Cindy Soup and force-feed it to the Prince! *walks away saying such things*

FGM: Yeah babe, you go girl... Don’t forget to bring a hanky...

#[Exeunt Lucilla]

FGM: And she wonders why she never gets anywhere. *shakes head* Well, I’m off. Goodbye~
hellhole, Helloooo France! *flutter*

#[Exeunt FGM]

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okay, it isnt exactly a ... parody, but we couldn't think of any other word..... ...... ...... hm hmms, Kristen and i wrote that pathetic little geezer... i thought it was lame, but pret-ty c r e a t i v e ... i suppose.

well, at least i didn't do too badly, i got a 58 / 75 ... totalling abt 82 / 100 ... not bad, i suppose.... at least it's an A!

this coming Monday, there's dance exam! we hafta go cha-cha... pret-ty fun, yah!!

and the music isn't T H A T bad, at least it wasn't Robbie Williams (did i get his name right?) and all his 'sexxy-body' stuff (gross).

that guy (RW) is a sexual maniac pervert who gets his whores dancing around him on stage. for goodness sakes, he should go to a strippers club instead of doing his slutty dances for all the world to see!

do i sound too ... critical?

well, that's my perception of Robbie William, useless playboy extraodinaire.

oops, that previous sentence was wwaayy too biased..
but some of his songs have nice tunes ... mark my words, i only said tunes ...



oh geez, i hafta go and finish my lit essay on

Question: “Shylock is a two-dimensional villain who does not deserve our sympathy.”
To what degree do you agree/disagree with this statement?


yah, and it is due on Monday (i think), and the most fantastic thing about it is that... (guess what?) I DIDN'T BRING MY WONDERFULLY FREAKING MERCHANT OF VENICE BOOK HOOMEEE!

i am so lost without it now. imagine that! i am currently scavenging thru websites to look for MOV online.

k then, gotta skoot! wanna finish the *pouts* e ss aa yyy *says with contempt*.